What follows was an actual conversation with my husband.
Me: I ate really healthy today!
Mike: That’s great! But didn’t you tell me you ate treats at work?
Me: oh…well, yes, but just a couple of bites. And that’s it! Except…I almost forgot…I had some mini m&m’s when I came home from work…but not very many!
Mike: That doesn’t seem too bad…
Me: oh…and…um…there were two oreos left so I ate the creme filling out of them.
Mike: You ate the cream filling out of them? Who does that?
Me: It’s the best part!
Mike: So you still claim you ate healthy today?
Me: Yes! That’s not that much chocolate. Oh…umm…except….
Me: (by this point I’m laughing so hard I can hardly talk): I had peanut butter hot chocolate for dinner. But I ate a salad too!
Is it any wonder the dessert category of my blog is so large??